Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Breakfast of Champienz

This morning I was eating my Alphabits and thinking about how much I hates Soldiers Angels who are really Soldoers Demons and I was looking at my spoon and floating there was a C and a J and I thought to myself "I hate CJ Grisham and why don't you leave me alone General Mills is incompetant and so we are losing teh wars and he does not even know how to make a tasty cereals without any C and J in it and I hatsees him I
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5 comments:

  1. Nurse AbercrombyMarch 28, 2012 at 12:10 AM

    Michael,
    I'm beginning to think we made a mistake letting you blog again. Remember what Dr. Fletcher said? This is not a good step, this is a backward step. If you really want to eat with the other patients and have a "big boy spoon" you will have to do better. In the meantime, Alphabits are off limits.

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  2. Nurse McGillicudyMarch 28, 2012 at 12:43 AM

    Michael,
    Is this how you spent your arts and crafts time?

    Why didn't you use the pretty, colorful crayons we gave you?

    I'm sorry, Nurse A is right. This is a backward step, indeed.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 28, 2012 at 4:00 AM

    Mikey, you remember me, I am your doctor, my name is Dr. Tran' Vestight. You never forget my name. Is it because I'm 1/2 oriental? My name slides off your tongue so easily and you never forget my name? What is it about my name that makes it appear my name is just a "grasp" away for you.

    You need to stay in the hospital so you can get allo better Mikey. Mikey, I told you not to go to Sundarbans. I think that is where this all started. I told you not to fight a Tiger with your bare hands.

    But no Mikey, you would not listen to Dr. Tran' Vestight. In your own words you had to fight the Tiger with your bare hands. When the Tiger struck you from behind you had to turn quickly and bury your face in the fur. Mikey, Mikey, as I have told you before you need to save burying your face in the fur until you are on relaxation in Thailand.

    But, like you have told me, and I am 1/2 oriental that we are not a furry people. That disappoints you. I know Mikey, you have studied us oriental's furryness in depth. You have looked at the issue very closely. So closely in fact that one time a young man crossed his legs and broke your glasses.

    So Mikey, on that trip to the Sundarbans you should have smeared your body with grease like the cannibal monkey men and played with them instead of fighting Tigers. You could have played, had fun and eaten each other which I know would have been enjoyable for you.

    Now you are back in the hospital, mad at General Mills for losing the war. If you had just swished your spoon once instead of it spelling CJ, your mortal enemy if would have spelled JC and you would have been saved and gone to heaven.

    You have bad luck Mikey and we must change that. I am giving Nurse Abercromby and Nurse McGillicudy special orders for your treatment. But you won't mind, you will find pleasure as you heal.

    Nurses, please grab the spoon and the Alphabits. Mikey please drop them and bend over. This will be a horrible thing for you to do to General Mills.

    This will teach you not to fight Tigers.

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  4. Dr FletcherMarch 28, 2012 at 7:16 PM

    Michael
    Remember the "Captain Crunch" incident? That was a major setback on your road to recovery, and unfortunately it appears I was wrong believing you were over it. Is it right or fair that the nice men who clean the cafeteria have to work twice as hard today because of what you did that morning or this one?

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  5. DbieMarch 30, 2012 at 8:17 PM

    haha... SNORT.

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