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That is why I am planning on coming back to the United States to patrol the US - Canada border and keep an eye out for MENARD. Mark my words: he is coming to shoot our helicopters and bridges. When you hear about the bridges being blown up at the Canada border that will be MENARD starting the War of 1812 II. It will happen because CJ Grisham is in charge of spying on Canada but he never leaves Texas and if you take some of the letters out of Afghanistan and put some different ones in and rearrange them that spells CJ Grisham and I hates him I
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That IS onimous! Thank you for serving, and taking the time to keep us informed. This is one of the best posts you have ever written.
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ReplyDeleteDAMMIT! I got held up by that "Please prove you're not a robot" thing. Well, linked at my blog, Michael - keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteMy grandpa had a blunderbuss too! He used to let me look at it but not touch it.
ReplyDeleteGood insight, Michael. This is why you are always the first person I look to for discovering the truth about what is going on. This is spelled out so clearly, but as usual the generals will probably drop the ball.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I got held up by that "Please prove you're not a robot" thing, too. I was able to type what was in the boxes, but how does that prove I'm not a robot?
ReplyDeleteFrightening post, Michael. And people have been ignoring you about the Canada threat for too long. To be safe I'm going to send an email out to everyone asking them to comment on this post so then we can be sure they aren't robots.
ReplyDeleteOh, Michael, I wish that CJ Grisham would just leave you alone. Why does he have to keep attacking you? (Hi BethAnne - if you can read this, I guess I am not a robot! :))
ReplyDelete"if you take some of the letters out of Afghanistan and put some different ones in and rearrange them that spells CJ Grisham" Is this true? I hadn't noticed that before but if it's true it's disturbing.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! I don't like having to prove I'm not a robot EVERY TIME I COMMENT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Tammi! Hi Mrs Beasly! Mrs B - we all know you're a real sweetheart and one of the most respected commenters here, but aren't we past the point where we ask whether or not something Michael writes is true?
ReplyDeleteEmail sent, btw. Let the robot test begin!
Jeebus people - aren't you listening to me? Just because you can type "15 ishkabibble" doesn't mean you aren't a robot!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, so much for the test. Cornwall Patriot just gave away the secret password.
ReplyDeleteBethAnne, I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sorry. Of course it's true, but I'm going to prove it using my Scrabble pieces. I will take pictures and post them for the skeptical.
Update: That was NOT the secret password, Cornwall Patriot. I had to type this whole thing over again. Now I'm wondering if you are a robot.
That's what I'm saying! I'm wondering if I'm a robot, too! How do we really KNOW?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to help, Michael. I'll be patrolling the Ohio part of the US/Canada border.
ReplyDeleteOhio does not border Canada, moron.
ReplyDeleteOhio borders Michigan - not Canada.
ReplyDeleteI believe it borders Pennsylvania.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I have the pictures. Does anyone know how to put them on a computer?
Oh my. To post my last comment I had to type something that reminded me of a dirty word.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it awful, Mrs B? ;) Send me the pictures, I'll post them for you.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Tammi. You're a dear. But let me get them developed first, you shouldn't have to pay for that. (But I need your mailing address.)
ReplyDeleteHey "Ranger Rick" - Ohio DOES boarder Canada. Whose the moron NOW? (By the way, if you want to be taken seriously here you might want to come up with a more serious commenter name.)
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Canada.
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Hi! Non-robot Frank Stebbins here. I hate to ask, and I'm sure it's because you're very busy Michael, but I won a contest here a few months ago and was suppose to get a prize....? It hasn't arrived yet. :(
ReplyDeleteHere's a map, slick. http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=toledo+ohio&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x883b872dfc1e4e79:0x7c3cc89f453ac345,Toledo,+OH&gl=us&sa=X&ei=I298UNT5F9Kx0QGzlYDgBQ&ved=0CJwBELYD Zoom out and you'll see the border in Lake Erie.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I mostly can't read a word of whatever that gobblety-gook is. Some kind of robot talk, Robby? But Lake Erie is not Ohio, and water borders DON'T COUNT.
ReplyDeleteThey're gonna sneak in by marking their birds as Medevacs... that way they know we won't shoot 'em.
ReplyDeleteOkay - I'm not a robot. Now, why would Menard blow up the bridges to start an invasion? That doesn't make sense.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Ben? Michael has been writing for years that Menard is incompetent - of course he's going to blow up the bridges.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, you're not a robot - but I'm starting to wonder what part of Canada you're from.
Oh, and OHIO DOES NOT BORDER CANADA!!!
ReplyDeleteCan someone help me? I'm trying to recreate Mrs B's expirement with my own Scrabble pieces, but can't make it work. (Also: not a robot! Thanks, BethAnne. I was worried about that.)
ReplyDeleteDo you have all your pieces, Candy? If not, just write the missing letters on a blank piece. That's what they're for. (Hopefully we'll be able to post the pictures next week!)
ReplyDeleteAlso: has anyone else noticed Meaghan hasn't commented on this thread?
ReplyDeleteRobot, much?
I thought the blank pieces were for any letter you wanted them to be - sort of like wildcards?
ReplyDeleteAlso, how many pieces are there supposed to be? I don't know if I have some missing unless I know how many I'm supposed to have.
I did some investigating and found this. http://boardgames.about.com/od/scrabble/a/tile_distribute.htm
ReplyDeleteAlso, I found a site called amazon.com that sells scrabble tiles in sets of 100.
I'm going to Google and see if I can find a map to settle the border question, then I'll investigate CJ Grisham.
Kender MacGowen is an asshole. And a deadbeat father. just ask Theresa owen who illegally helped him get a loan & his son mike Edward groomes. kender real name is mike scott groomes. he lives off the state of California in Hesperia. his son is a drum major at school. this piece of shit has been harassing people for years under his alias. let him use his real name to the people he has been harassing.
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