I love it when stuff comes in my email, like these pictures did. I don't know who this is, but some troops in Afghanistan sent these out. They say this dirtbag is a reporter, and they already were getting sick and tired of having to drag his fat ass around with them and then the other day when they were doing a memorial service for one of their fallen comrades this guy was waddling around all over the place taking pictures and annoying the hell out of them even more.
Anyhow, I don't know who this guy is and they didn't say, but if you ever see him around you'll know what you're up against. (Okay, actually I'm hoping my friend Mike Yon reads this, and finds this guy over there, and teaches him a thing or two about proper respect for the troops.)
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OMG! How could anyone get that fat in Afghanistan after they closed the Burger King?
ReplyDelete"You are a disgusting fatbody!!!"
ReplyDeleteBwahaha! I was thinking of an R Lee Army quote too - but it was "I will PT you till you DIE!"
ReplyDeleteI know who that is - it's Fatso McFatburger!!!
ReplyDeleteLinked at my blog!
ReplyDelete1 - I think it's horrible that reporters like this are able to run around Afghanistan acting like that when good reporters who really support the troops like Mike Yon are constantly getting kicked out of embeds, BUT
ReplyDeleteTWO - can we please not make fun of his weight? A lot of people can't control their figure, and sometimes its not their fault. It's hurtful.
That's a pretty big BUT you got there, BethAnne.
ReplyDeleteHeh - Mike Yon would rip this guy's head off and $#!t down his throat.
ReplyDeleteThat's not funny.
ReplyDeleteOh lighten up, BethAnne. I said your but was pretty.
ReplyDeleteLook, no one cares how fat you are. Hell, half the commenters here have been diagnosed with mental disorders, you don't hear them complain when we call someone crazy.
(The other half just haven't seen a doctor yet!)
Holy cow - how many goats does that guy put away in one meal?
ReplyDeleteNo, when I said "that's not funny" I meant the thing R Lee Army said about Mike Yon ripping someone's head off and making poopy down their throat. Apparently there's some whacked out soldier in Afghanistan making threats on the internet to do exactly that to Mike Yon! (Except he says he's going to go pee pee, not poopy.)
ReplyDelete"From now on your name is Private Pile!"
ReplyDeleteClassic Movie! I love Oliver Stone!
If we have soldiers in Afghanistan saying "pee pee" we're in worse trouble than I thought.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't say "pee pee". He said that other word for it.
ReplyDeleteMiss BethAnne, now don't you worry yor pretty little head over any threat stuff. Mike Yon's just like Michael Yawn - they walk the walk. Real men like them don't turn to jello or soil themselves over some yahoo on the internet spoutin' off promises they ain't man enuff t'keep, know what I'm sayin'? They ignore that stuff and just keep on keepin' on.
ReplyDelete"He said that other word for it. "
ReplyDeleteTinkle?
Thank you, Tex, you always know the right thing to say. I know Mike Yon can take care of himself, but I can't help but worry.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, please leave me alone now.
Some jackass soldier thinks Mike Yon will be bothered by him pissing on him? Hell, he pays Thai hookers to do that.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who that lardass reporter is, but someone needs to take that camera and stick it where the sun don't shine. Our troops don't deserve to have to put up with that nonsense. They're at war, dammit.
ReplyDeleteAnd whatever troop is pestering Mike Yon is some kinda psychopath. I hate how the Army lets these crazy ones run around ripping peoples heads off and pissing down their throats even after good reporters like Mike Yon tell them that's what they're doing!
ReplyDeleteWee wee?
ReplyDeleteDid he say "take a wee wee"?
ReplyDeleteListen, "anonymous" - she asked you nicely 10 times to leave her alone. BethAnne is far too much a lady to use the vile word you KNOW that vile soldier used. Now bug off!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Mike Yon just reported some soldier just ran into his tent and beat the living shit out of him!!!!
ReplyDeleteJeebus, look at that fat slob! Do they feed him in the chow hall? How many of our tax dollars did it take to build that gut?
ReplyDeleteHey, lardass - why don't you pay a visit to Mike Yon's site, see how a REAL two fisted combat reporter looks and operates?
"some soldier just ran into his tent and beat the living shit out of him!!!!"
ReplyDeleteProbably one a them homo soldiers. Obama's lettin the homo soldiers serve now.
F#ck Obama. I can't stand that no good sumbitch.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I don't know if he's gay, but Mike says his name is Captain Chris "AbdulMajed" Carbone.
ReplyDeleteOh great, a gay Moslem Soldier just beat up Mike Yon. Was it the same one who said he was going to make a tinky winkle on him?
ReplyDelete"F#ck Obama. "
ReplyDelete+1, brother, +1.
It would take a lot more than one soldier to beat up Mike Yon! Mike Yon is a Green Beret!
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! Over 30 comments! Great to see this blog coming alive again! Lets keep using Apocalypse Now quotes to keep it going. Here's another one:
ReplyDelete"Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"
"It would take a lot more than one soldier to beat up Mike Yon!"
ReplyDeleteMYFan, Mike said the guy wasn't alone!
Hi Michael! Hello everyone! I'm glad to see the blog back, too.
ReplyDeleteBut what happened? I just got a crazy email alert from BethAnne.
Tammi, a buncha gay homo Moslem soldiers just beat the crap outta Mike Yon and pissed on him.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I hope they didn't... you know...
ReplyDelete"Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?"
ReplyDeleteWow, The Captain, that was totally inappropriate...
ReplyDeleteIgnore him Tammi - he's doing random movie quotes or something.
ReplyDeleteGuys, the soldiers who beat Mike up are in some sort of cult with the one who says he wants to go pee pee on him, but I don't think he was there. Also I'm not sure if they beat him up or not. It's kind of confusing trying to follow his facebook posts.
But now Mike says he's leaving Afghanistan because he fears for his life!
I wish I was there. I'd have his back!
ReplyDelete"Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag! "
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell? Yes I would - I'd go over there and have Mike's back in a heartbeat! I don't know who you think you are, but I'll bet you wouldn't talk like that if we were face to face!
ReplyDelete"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
ReplyDeleteAll right you son of a bitch, name the place and time. You picked on the wrong guy today!
ReplyDelete"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours!"
ReplyDeleteChristmas - 09:30? You are nuts.
ReplyDeleteBut since you're a Marine and all, thanks for your service.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Mike Yon says that at the Facebook Page for the unit that the soldiers who beat him up belong to he saw an anti-Obama comment!
ReplyDeleteOh, and hi Tammi! Sorry I didn't say hi before!
Hi BethAnne! Gosh, I'm just sick to hear Mike Yon is going to leave Afghanistan, but what with all those crazy soldiers forming a cult to get him it's the only thing he can do to protect himself. Sad.
ReplyDeleteHey - I just got an email alert saying some crazy soldier in Afghanistan is threatening Mike Yon! Does anyone know exactly what he said?
ReplyDelete"I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!"
ReplyDeleteWow - that's pretty rough! I'd get the hell outta there too!
ReplyDeleteBen, that's not what he said. He said he was going to go tinkle on him!
ReplyDeleteWow! How does fatso get in and out of the porta potty? They probably had to modify one for him!
ReplyDeleteA soldier in Afghanistan said "tinkle?"
ReplyDeleteBen, please read the whole thread. We don't need to start that again.
ReplyDeleteAnd folks, I'm as sad as anyone to hear Mike Yon has to leave Afghanistan out of fear for his own safety, but it's hardly a place worth dying for.
"it's hardly a place worth dying for"
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of commie bullshit is that? Our soldiers are getting blown to pieces over there every day, and you say it's not worth it?
Mike Yon is the only one who has the courage to tell the truth!
ReplyDeleteYawn4America - first, I don't appreciate your use of expletives. Second, I didn't mean it isn't worth our soldiers getting killed, I meant it's not worth Mike Yon getting killed.
ReplyDeleteI apologize Bea. You're right. And our soldiers know they will get killed, they know they will die face down in the dirt with their arms and legs blown off and say stuff like "I'm okay" like the one did that Mike Yon was the only one with the courage to write about, but they also know we must win, and that we're winning, and their wives mothers know it too!
ReplyDeleteBut whoever that lardass is that disrupted the memorial service, maybe CJ Grisham's gay moslem soldier piss cult should go after him instead of hounding a real American like Mike Yon until he has to leave the country!
On to victory!
Okay, I just got here after an email alert, too. I read the whole thread BEFORE I commented - but I still want to make sure I got it right. So in summery: A fat ass slug like the guy in the pictures gets to take a few minutes break from shoving pie down his throat at the chow hall to shove his camera into peoples faces at memorial services while Mike Yon has to flee the country because no one in the Army is man enough to do anything about CJ Grisham's Obama-hating gay moslem piss cult. Did I get that right?
ReplyDeleteTaylor: Sir, yes, sir!
ReplyDeleteGunnery Sergeant Hartman: 0300. Infantry. Joker!
Private Joker: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 4212. Basic Military Journalism. You gotta be shittin' me, Joker. You think you're Mickey Spillane? You think you're some kind of a fuckin' writer?
Private Joker: Sir, I wrote for my high school newspaper, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Jesus H. Christ! You're not a writer. You're a killer!
Okay. I read the whole thread. And I'm still confused. Now, does anyone have a link to where this guy threatened Mike Yon? I'd like to read that for myself.
ReplyDeleteBen, it's like Mike Yon said on Facebook: there are NOT two sides to every story. There is only ONE SIDE to this story. A lot of the people commenting on Mike's Facebook posts about Grisham's gay moslem piss cult were trying to say that same "two sides" crap, but Mike bitch slapped them good!
ReplyDeleteWell, if Mike's leaving Afghanistan for his own safety, I guess we should all hit his tip jar, make the trip a bit more comfortable for him.
ReplyDeleteOh my god! Mike just posted on Facebook that the Army is disembedding him!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat? Disembedding THE Mike Yon? They can't do that! Don't they realize he's the best? We NEED his reports from Afghanistan!
ReplyDeleteuh oh - sounds like Mike's in for another fight to keep his embed! I guess we should all hit his tip jar, show him we're on his side! (Plus he might need lawyers!)
ReplyDeleteWait - Mike just put up another Facebook post - he's not being dismbedded. He's got a blog entry about it too. The Public Affairs guy warned him to stop whining in public and told him his embed was "tenuous." Mike put that up so everyone could see he wasn't disembedded, and also that the Public Affairs officer was an asshole.
ReplyDeleteWait - I'm even more confused. So - first he was leaving out of fear, then he found out he was being disembedded, and now he's not being disembedded.
ReplyDeleteSo does that mean he's back to having to leave out of fear again?
Ben, you SAY you read the whole thread, but still act confused. I'm starting to think you might be one of CJ Grishom's gay moslem piss cult members.
ReplyDeleteFolks, looks like Mike's going to be doing his brand of two-fisted embedded frontline combat reporting from Afghanistan for a while. What say we all hit his tip jar to show our support? I did!
Wow! 70+ comments! Good work folks! Don't stop now - remember what R Lee Army said about quitting:
ReplyDelete"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!
Oh my. Here's another update: Mike got disembedded again.
ReplyDeleteDid he say what for this time?
ReplyDeleteHey guess what morons. That fat guy in the pictures? That's Mike Yon.
ReplyDeleteYou are a liar, Jambo. LIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIAR
ReplyDeletehttp://www.blackfive.net/main/2011/09/michael-yon-goes-full-batshit-crazy.html
ReplyDeleteYou think we're going to believe something on Blackfive? No way dude. You are barking up the wrong tree. We've seen pictures of Mike on Facebook and his own web site, and that ain't him.
ReplyDeleteWhat if the guy in the picture is him? So what?
ReplyDeleteIf the guy in the picture is him then I take back what I said about him being fat.
ReplyDeleteI TOLD you people not to make fun of him for being fat...
ReplyDeleteOh. Em. GEE!
ReplyDeleteI must get zis Grisham fellow back onto zee couch IMMEDIATELY! Zee situation is far vorse den I realized. I had no idea he had zis many different voices in heez head.
Zees "BethAnne" is new and clearly a fragmentazion of unresolved izzues vith heez mudder.
It should be noted she is becoming zee dominant perzonality; no doubt az a result of zee recent stress upon heez urethra.
OH MY GOD I can't believe you guys believe every word that comes out of Yon's mouth.... Do you not see he is nothing but a drama seeking idiot?
ReplyDeleteHe constantly is involved in drama, no one likes him anywhere he goes, always getting kicked out of embeds, and now he wants to join the Marines OH HELL NO WE DON'T WANT HIM! We have a war to win we don't want to baby sit his drama seeking ass!
ReplyDeleteYou're a Taliban stealth jihadist Anonymous! That's the only possible explanation for your gross mischaracterization of the Great and Powerful Yon. He has more combat experience in his little toe than the entire Marine Corps!
ReplyDeleteNow go back to your gay muslim piss cult and tell them you failed to win the hearts and minds of Mr Yon's loyal boot lic... err bots... errrff
The picture on his page is that of him is Iraq several years ago. If I was him I would use that picture too. He hasn't had an embed since then because of his OPSEC violations. Nobody wants to babysit him and the 4-4 is regretting allowing him to embed. Go ahead and bow down to someone who feeds you false information. He and his followers has been paying for him to stay in Afghan for the past several years.
ReplyDeletePlease tell us what makes him so great and powerful. You people act as if he is a God is a freakin Moron. Go ahead people hit his tip jar show your support for false information. Please clue us in on his combat experience the lies of his special ops experience please show us the proof of these tall tales. Hearts and minds please. These people have no hearts and we are no changing their minds.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I cannot believed you people are attacking Mike Yon! And doing it here on Michael Yawn's online magazine!
ReplyDelete1 - Michael Yawn is a Special Delta Ranger Forces Navy SEAL with more combat time than anybody.
2. Michael Yawn wrote that one real good story about Iraq in 2005. I can't remember the name of it but happened in Mosul or Baghdad or somewhere.
3. Michael Yawn was the FIRST person to say Iraq was a civil war. All the other persons who said Iraq was a civil war just copy-catted offa him!!
3. Michael Yawn is the American hero that exposed McChrystal and his mob of Canadian under-generals for the incompetant boobheads they are!
4. Michael Yawn has had not one, but FOUR novels written about him by the great Hunter L'amour!! Tom Cruise and Arrowsmith recorded a song about Michael Yawn!
5. Michael Yawn is the reason General Petraeus is in charge in Afghanistan now and we are WINNING THE WAR! Pay attention!!
You people need to read this site for teh TRUTH!
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ReplyDeleteMeester Mikael woood nevr be thees fat. He runs to 7-11 in next village 3 times a week to restok hees Tweenky suply. He ees numbah 1 Tweenky customer in Thailand they say.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you praising Mikey Yon that fat guy in the pic IS Mikey Yon...
ReplyDeleteAnd Yon was caught in a lie by the Special Forces Soldier who walked his fat ass off his compound.Here's a link to the thread where Yon gets a beat down.
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35602&highlight=michael+yon
Yon has some serious mental problems IMHO...
I happen to have been present when that picture of Yonbo was taken. I may or may not have been the soldier who took the photo. It may or may not have been in the village of Haji Rhammudin in Zhari District, Kandahar Province, Afghanistan back in late summer 2011. I can't say for sure because I don't want to violate OPSEC. Glad he was on that mission though because he saved all of our lives when the locals wanted to feed us some poison goat. He ate all of the poisoned food and didn't leave any for us. His stomach was of course able to digest the offending meat with no problems at all. What a great guy. You can really tell he used to be an Army Ranger Delta Force Special Navy SEAL Commando.
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