McWhoppers

McChrystal is trying to monopolize Whoppers and whoppers from Afghanistan. Whoppers coming out of Afghanistan will be coming from General McChrystal. I'm not surprised. McChrystal/McDonalds... he thinks he's a regular Mayor McCheese, but the troops all call him "Hamburgler". Soon enough he'll be asking "want fries with that"? He wants to have it his way. Well, hold the pickle, buddy. Special orders DO upset us. Yeah... I got your five dollar footlong right here. Send in the clowns, Ronald. Time to put Jack back in his box.



Eat me.