Saturday, May 1, 2010

McWhoppers

McChrystal is trying to monopolize Whoppers and whoppers from Afghanistan. Whoppers coming out of Afghanistan will be coming from General McChrystal. I'm not surprised. McChrystal/McDonalds... he thinks he's a regular Mayor McCheese, but the troops all call him "Hamburgler". Soon enough he'll be asking "want fries with that"? He wants to have it his way. Well, hold the pickle, buddy. Special orders DO upset us. Yeah... I got your five dollar footlong right here. Send in the clowns, Ronald. Time to put Jack back in his box.



Eat me.
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12 comments:

  1. RachelMay 1, 2010 at 2:20 AM

    Lies lies and more lies. Michael, I hope you write another book about what they did to you in Afghanistan.

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  2. SandraMay 1, 2010 at 2:24 AM

    The troops look at Burger King as "comfort food". After a long day going up and down those mountains in all that armor and seeing their buddies get blown into a million pieces by IEDs and kidnapped and raped and their heads cut off and not being able to shoot back at the terrorists they like to be able to get some comfort food at Burger King. It reminds them of home.

    WHAT IS MCCHRYSTAL THINKING? I know I can't figure it out.

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  3. Had E NuffMay 1, 2010 at 2:26 AM

    The troops never leave the FOB! They don't follow orders from Obama's lackey. He is taking away their Burger King so they have to go outside the wire just to find food.

    And why are our troops guarding poppy fields?

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  4. ProudVetMay 1, 2010 at 2:28 AM

    I left this on another thread but it belongs here too.

    ProudVet said...

    If we are going to win this war we need to stop mollycoddling these terrorists and start dropping some BOMBS. YOU CAN'T WIN WITHOUT KILLING. I am tired of our PC approach to war. It is war, and the Army breaks things and kills people until they stop being terrorists. That is how it works, Obama. Get used to it, McChrystal.

    And give our troops back their Burger King!

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  5. ???May 1, 2010 at 2:50 AM

    I heard Subway fired Jared. Has anyone else heard about this? Awfully suspiscious happenings just before Michael gets disembedded. What's going on here?

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  6. VNVET-zero-two-hotelMay 1, 2010 at 2:53 AM

    Michael
    This is not the America I grew up in. I no longer recognize my country. Stay safe over there, son.

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  7. ???May 1, 2010 at 2:54 AM

    There was a Burger King commercial that got taken off the air, too. Does anyone remember that?

    Something's fishy, and it isn't just a filet.

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  8. Earnest FryshefMay 1, 2010 at 2:59 AM

    "Eat me".

    Give 'em hell, Mikey!

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  9. Bea PetersMay 1, 2010 at 3:00 AM

    Michael, how can we help?

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  10. Tammi feverMay 1, 2010 at 3:02 AM

    I'm sorry Michael, I though I had commented here earlier but I guess the blog ate my post. Please forgive me.

    Michael, if we hit you PayPal can you get some burgers and fries and shakes from an outside the wire Burger King and chuck them over the wall to the troops?

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  11. Gandpa JackMay 1, 2010 at 3:12 AM

    "Hamburgler".

    I don't care who you are, that's funny.

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  12. GettingAngryMay 1, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    "Eat me" ------------ HELL YEAH!

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