Bigguns

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I thought you all might like to look at teh pictures I took of teh bigguns in the war. So I titled this "bigguns" and put some pictures in it I took in the war.

This is the first one. This one is shooting stuff up in the sky. It was
daylight and teh moon wasn't up there.

Here is another one shooting but not so high. I saw a spider coming but I shot it. With my little gun.A good man told me I should put that away now.

Some of teh troops are getting blurry because they dont go to teh chow hall because of McChystal and spiders.

I took this one with my camers but made it black and white to see if it would look like night time. One time I saw the moon when it was daylight out.

SPIDERZ! SPIDERZ! Go to tthe moon!

When I saw these gloves I wanted some. They look like spider-proof moon gloves. Finders keepers.

I took this picture of another biggun shooting. It was loud. I am the only reporter who doesn't fear fire and heat.

This was good enough to use two times. Menard is finished. I CRUSHED HIM AND He is eating spiders in THE chow hall on the moon.

In this one you can see a pointy thing coming out. McChrystal is not the boss of me.

Later it got dark and teh moon came out, real big. Sometimes it is just a little slice of moon, like it got hit by a biggun and then teh spiders fell out. McChrystal is coming, but he doesn't know I have the gloves.