Saturday, May 1, 2010

Don't call me milblogger

I understand from email a number of "milbloggers" are suddenly concerned about my mental health. Where was their concern when we started losing the war? Suddenly I expose McChrystal for an incompetent fool and the "milbloggers" are concerned for my "health" and think I need a "vacation." That I should "take a break" or just "relax." "Get refreshed." "Come back later after "resting" for a while." "Soak my toes in the beach somewhere", or maybe "at least just go to Thailand for a weekend and get laid." Funny how that concern only appeared after I exposed McChrystal for an incompetent fool. Where was their concern when we started losing the war?

I don't even read milblogs. Never have. No one who is serious about the war reads milblogs. When the mainstream media wants to ridicule or marginalize me they call me a "milblogger." I have heard a thousand spiders scream beneath a flaming blood red moon. I do not have a blog and am not now and never will be a "milblogger." Name me any of the top five milblogs who have ever been embedded as a war correspondent for over a year. Not. One. If they did they would know McChrystal is incompetent and we are losing the war. Sleep is for pussies. I've been up for over 73 hours now an I will not rest.

33 comments:

  1. No Sleep Til Brooklyn!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Don't let up Mike! You're real fans are with you all the way!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Please Michael, if you need someone to talk to who really understands, call me or email me. I'll email you my phone number so you can call me.

    Do you have internet access? If not I understand. That would explain.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Ignore the naysayers, Mike! You're real friends are with you and always will be. Dropping another fiver in the tipjar buddy, hope it helps.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Michael, you're doing the lord's work, and everything you do is for the good of the troops. DO Not listen to the words of petty people who are jealous of your success. They are out to get you, they are sharpening knives to plunge in your back at every opportunity. For years they've pretended to be your friends, and they almost got away with it. Now the truth is revealed.

    We are you real friends Michael. We'll pray for you to have courage.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Michael, don't listen to anyone who says you are weak, you can't hack it, you're not capable. We who know you best admire you for your steadfast courage, your willingness to press on while all others fall, and that most authentic American trait we call "guts". If you let up - even for a minute - they win. You can't let that happen.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Ed from KalamazooMay 1, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    Mike, rented Major Payne based on your recommendation, great flick! Keep up the good work, buddy!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Michael, a lot of what you're going through reminds me a lot of what Mike Yon is going through. Like you, he is the only one with the courage to tell it like it is, and like you he is under attack from these milbloggers and is not a milblogger himself just like you also.

    And you both are unique but I think you're the top.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Michael,

    You ARE NOT A MILBLOGGER! That is insulting, why would you be placed in the same category as those hurricanes of hot air?

    This site is "The #1 Milblog in the World" nd for good reason. And that is THE TRUTH!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Mike, I know how you feel. Other milbloggers ignore me because I'm not afraid to expose the failures of the Generals like the PC ROE that is getting our troops killed. I'm going to link this at my blog right now.

    You and me Mike, we gotta stick together.

    SEMPER FI!

    ReplyDelete
  11. "hurricanes of hot air" - that is a good one, THE MY Fan. I'm writing that one down.

    Milblogs are worse than that. They are a cesspool of vile garbage. Fuck those fucking fuckers.

    ReplyDelete
  12. This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

    ReplyDelete
  13. People have also accused me of deleting posts as a way of squashing dissent. That is not true. Anyone is free to post what they want here, but I will not tolerate personal attacks and foul language like what "BlackfiveFan" posted above. Consider yourselves warned.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Way to go, Mike. This is YOUR blog and you do not have to put up with that kind of bullshit from those complete fucking assholes. Concur with MY Fan.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Mike I don't blame you for one minute. The sort of garbage I see from anonymous commenters on blogs is sick. Thank you for your service, thank you for what you do for the troops, thank you for keeping this site "family friendly", and above all thanks for having the courage to take a stand for what's right. Hitting your tip jar.

    ReplyDelete
  16. The road is long
    With many a winding turn
    That leads us to who knows where
    Who knows where
    But I'm strong
    Strong enough to carry him
    He ain't heavy, he's my brother

    So on we go

    His welfare is of my concern
    No burden is he to bear
    We'll get there

    For I know
    He would not encumber me
    He ain't heavy, he's my brother

    ReplyDelete
  17. TY Holly that was just awesome.

    ReplyDelete
  18. I read somewhere that milblogs are a hurricane of hot air. So true! And none of them have even close to half the time as embedded reporters that Michael and Michael have. After they spend as many years as toy guys have in combat as embedded reporters let them come back and say whether or not you should "take a break".

    Like my grandpa used to say "if you haven't seen the elephant then shut your no good goddamned pie hole, bitch."

    ReplyDelete
  19. Stay strong, Michael. We're rooting for you.

    ReplyDelete
  20. AmericanBornAmericanNowMay 2, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    Anonymous, please tell your grandpa we said "thank you for your service."

    Which war did he fight in?

    ReplyDelete
  21. Oh, he never served. He was an elephant hunter.

    ReplyDelete
  22. I notice none of those milbloggers will publish the emails they get from McSpider's PAO Monkeys.

    Hmmmmm... wonder why that is............

    ReplyDelete
  23. Know why Canadians do it doggy style?

    So Menard can watch the hockey game, too!

    ReplyDelete
  24. Bwahahah! That one oughta cheer Mike up!

    ReplyDelete
  25. Do any of the hurricanes of hot airs - AKA the "milbloggers" have the guts to embed with the third brigade of the first division to report on Obama's upcoming takeover of the US? I think not. Only Mr. Yawn has the COURAGE to tell the TRUTH about McChrystal's lies and the Bilderburgers.

    I fear for America. Soon we we will all be speaking Canadian if Menard the Tard is allowed to have his way. Shooting down our helicopters and blowing up our bridges is only the beginning.

    The TRUTH is out there, and only Michael can bring it to us.

    ReplyDelete
  26. "Menard the tard" - hah - couldn't even shoot a helicopter from INSIDE!

    ReplyDelete
  27. Q: How many milbloggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Who gives a shit? Fuck the milbloggers!

    ReplyDelete
  28. Q: How many milbloggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Who gives a shit? Fuck the milbloggers!

    ReplyDelete
  29. Nervous in NantuckettMay 2, 2010 at 3:08 AM

    OMG THE MY Fan, that's TWICE this weekend I've heard about the 80,000 troops from the 1st Brigade of the 3ID deploying just before the elections IN AMERICA. I ignored it the first time but now.......?

    Michael, what have you heard about this?

    ReplyDelete
  30. I posted this joke at my blog:

    What's black and white and read all over?

    Give up?

    MichaelYawn.com!

    Get it?

    ReplyDelete
  31. Dear Sir Lord Dr. Professor Michael Yawns,
    Your dry cleaning is ready. We tried to deliver it but failed.
    We used the super secret code on the Wii controller on the WiiFit as you directed to contact you. All we got was a cartoon figure with the word "Obese" blared across it. In addition, we also tried all the other methods to contact you, including calling the cabanas in Phuket. A woman answered, all she do was giggle. So we had them delivered you to your super secret address in Afghanistan. Upon calling your houseman Achmed to confirm delivery, he had no idea about any dry cleaning, however, told us that a crumpled pack of Camels, a Whopper wrapper and a copy of The Bourne Identity had been left on the doorstep.

    Sadly, the contractor we hired to undertake this dangerous mission absconded with your goods and disappeared. We hired another contractor who found him in Monaco, passing himself off as yourself. Apparently, the tuxedo with "America's #1 Man About FOB" embroidered on the back, you granted him instant passage into casinos.

    We are sorry he ran up a spectacular bill at the casinos, prior to disappearing with a woman only known as Sheila Bigguns. However, we can't accept responsibility for this.

    Instead, we are enclosing a check for $3,000 to cover the cost of 10 new Tuxedos, a purple boxing robe, 4 fishing vests with multiple pockets and 15 bermuda shorts.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Oh my. What Anonymous (what a strange yet seeminglycommon name? is it common in war zones?) just said is troubling. I think everyone should hit Michael's tip jar right now. I just did. Without support, who will be there fight the Taliban for us?

    Michael I do hope you get that tux embroidered again, I bet you look dashing in it. If I may make a suggestion, have one say "I know the TRUTH about McChrystal."

    ReplyDelete
  33. We are Sir Lord Dr. Professor Yawns' super secret dry cleaner. If you knew about us, we would have to kill you. We swore a blood oath with a thousand spiders screaming beneath a blood red moon as witness to be his confidential dry cleaning source. We possess stain removal techniques and blazing fast embroidery methods that we can't even talk about. They are super secret. So are we.

    ReplyDelete