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Listen up pussies, I now have a list of asses to kick that is so long it's going to take me a year just to read them all. What the hell is up with all these punk ass bloggers messing with Mike Yawn. Mike is a Super Patriot just like me. Hell I'd share a cell in an Afghan prison with Mike any day. Matter of fact Mike give me a call we could bunk up and get to know each other. You ever seen a grown man naked?
There's nothing that makes we want to open up a can of whoop ass more than to hear some lazy bastard chicken hawk son of a bitch mouthing off about his betters who had the balls to deploy to combat zones, break every rule, act like freakin' lunatics and then get their asses booted out of county.
let's start with that bald jackass Uncle Dimbo. I have super-secret sources in intel agencies so black they don't even take calls from Jack Bauer. Hell I think Yawn has been communicating with them recently as well and I'm sure they are the ones who got him those secret spider-proof moon gloves. But these folks tell me that Dimbo's entire Special Forces career consisted of banging midget Thai hookers and playing pool at Super Head in the Philippines. Compared to the months of time me and Mike have getting booted off teams his years of deployments and un-blemished career make a real Super patriot wanna puke.I still owe that miserable bastard a beat down from when he was talkin' smack while I was bravely serving my country from a jail in the Stan, and I don't mean that loser McChrystal.
The rest of you gutless chickenhawks better watch your asses, 'cuz Jack is back and I'm teaming up with other Super Patriots like Mike Yawn. And we will be bringing that kind of bad assery that only Napoleon complex-havin' rejects from Special Forces can bring.
You tell them Jack. Mike is no sissy ht aired hurricane milblogger, that is for sure. Michael is NOT a milblogger and should not be associated with milbloggers. And he'd never go to one of their stupid conferences.
ReplyDeleteMike Yawn is the world's greatest milblogger and runs the the #1 Milblog in the World. And that is the TRUTH.
Frankly, Mr Idema, while I respect your SERVICE and appreciate your post, I think its a little presumtuous for you to compare yourself to Mr. Yawn, who has spent way more time in combat than anyone.
ReplyDeleteYanno why that douchebag Dimbo went for the midget thai hookers, right?
ReplyDeleteHis midget package.
You could seem him naked and think you were with a girl.
I know. I've done it.
I just heard this site is bloked by NATO. Has anyone else heard this? I sure believe it. Monkey PAO doesn't want branewashed GI Joe reading truth.
ReplyDeleteYou want the TRUTH? They can't handle the TRUTH. They sleep under a My Little Pony Blanket of Freedom that Mike Yawn provides.
ReplyDeleteGood morning Michael!
ReplyDeleteOopsy! Just noticed Michael didn't write this one!
ReplyDeleteI feel like such a stoop.
ReplyDeleteTammi, don't be so hard on yourself. It was an easy mistake.
ReplyDeleteTY BethAnne. You're such a doll!
ReplyDeleteJack Idema! Kewl.
ReplyDeleteSir, can you think of anything to add to this list we're working on? It is just the facts.
I. Obama is planning to deploy 80,000 troops IN AMERICA just before the elections.
VI. Obama dispatched SWAT teams to oil rigs (Hat tip: anonymous commenter)
III. Did North Korea Attack Gulf Oil Rig?
II. SUPPOSEDLY "an alert Vietnam veteran" discovered a car bomb near the headquarters of the New York Times just in time to stop it from blowing up.
Also, some people are saying the 80,000 troops are from the third division of the first brigade, and others say from the first division of the third brigade. So we are going to not specify until we get that straight. We don't want to sound like those tinfoil hat crazy conspiracy theory people out there so please NO SPECULATION. (Jack knows this - I'm talking to other people here.)
ReplyDeleteYou know there could be trouble when we go final on this.
ReplyDeleteDon't go wobbly, BETRAYUSNOMORE
ReplyDeleteLOLZ! Not always, Tammi!
ReplyDeleteTrouble? Guys, did FEAR stop our four fathers from wring the US Constitution? No, and without it there would have been no victory at the Battle of Cornwall and the shot herd round the world.
ReplyDelete("Wring" should be "writing" in the above)
ReplyDeleteHi BethAnne! Hi Tammi!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Michael!
I will NEVER go wobbly! But I'm thinking maybe we could learn some self defense techniques... and with Michael involved in his battle with McSpiderMonkey who better to teach us than Mr Idema?
ReplyDeleteGuys, I'm officially changing my commenter name.
ReplyDeleteHi BethAnne! Hi Tammi! Hi Bea!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Michael!
Awesome idea, CornwallPatriot! And we can call our fact list "The Cornwall Manifesto!"
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know how to make a flag?
Hi Mandy. Hi Bea. Michael has a new post up that he wrote now. Let's go over there.
ReplyDeleteOMG! That song is AWESOME! Yes, let's go over there.
ReplyDeleteHi Mandy! Hi BethAnne! Hi Tammi! Hi Bea!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Michael!
Candy, I think Tammi and Mandy and BethAnne are all going to reconvene over at the new comment thread.
ReplyDeleteI'm on board.
ReplyDelete"ALL for one, Cornwall for ALL"
ReplyDelete"Together We Stand / Divided We Fall - - CORNWALL!!"
ReplyDeleteJack Idema! Hell yeah!
ReplyDeleteBetter yet: Jack Idema on Yawn! I've dreamed about this, now here it is 4realz !
ReplyDeleteAll right, the latest version:
ReplyDeletethe
CORNWALL MANIFESTO
(these are THE FACTS)
(draft)
I. Obama is planning to deploy 80,000 troops IN AMERICA just before the elections.
VI. Obama dispatched SWAT teams to oil rigs (Hat tip: anonymous commenter)
III. Did North Korea Attack Gulf Oil Rig?
II. SUPPOSEDLY "an alert Vietnam veteran" discovered a car bomb near the headquarters of the New York Times just in time to stop it from blowing up.
I'll check my email, see if there's anything new.
ReplyDeleteBTW, did Jerome ever check back in?
http://www.foro.blogdelnarco.com/showthread.php?3735-Jonathan-Keith-Idema-aka-quot-Jack-quot-Idema-Barricaded-in-Bacalar-Mexico-Drug-dealer
ReplyDeleteWARNING JACK IDEMA IS THE WORLD"S #1 SUPERHERO AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH HIM BE CALLED BAD NAMES!. HE IS STILL LOOKING FOR BIN LADEN BY ADVERTISING FOR GAY PROSTITUTES AND TRYING TO HIDE IN MEXICO. HE IS KEEPING "EYES ON"
DISTRIBUTION: ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT AND MEDIA
Currently in Bacalar but may attempt to return to the United States of America by land or boat.
Travels with dog named "Nina" (see photo of fugitive, boat and dog below)
Location of fugitive confirmed by Mexican investigators, 9pm Wednesday August 18
Location of fugitive confirmed again f 3pm Saturday, August 21, 2010
5' 9" 170 lbs white, long shoulder length hair and beard, wears prescription sunglasses
DOB May 30, 1956
CURRENT US PASSPORT # 445828048
PREVIOUS US PASSPORT NUMBER # 720005329
SS# 058 42 5452
North Carolina Drivers License #: 7222153NC
WANTED ON FELONY IMPERSONATION OF AN OFFICER IN RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA
Jan 12 2004 No statue of limitations
WARRANT NUMBER 04 CR 2293
CONTACT OFFICER Jerry S. Smith (919) 733 4400
Convicted fraud felon and convicted kidnapper Jonathan Keith Idema aka Jack
REWARD FOR HIS ARREST, DETENTION AND DELIVERY TO BOUNTY HUNTERS FOR RETURN TO THE UNITED STATES
Contact OffshoreWarrants@gmail.com
"Idema" aka "Jack Black" has located in Bacalar, Mexico in the state of Quintana Roo.
He is currently fleeing from arrest warrants and court judgements in the United States and is in Mexico illegally.
He was deported from Afghanistan after serving a jail term for kidnapping and torturing prisoners.
Film of his activites against kidnapped Afghan civilians:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c32_1253685038.
He has also served jail time in the US for multiple counts of wire fraud. Currently he is the
advanced stage of HIV1 and HIV2 along with syphilis and is attracting
locals and tourists for unprotected sex with ads on internet cruising sites.
He is under investigation for kidnapping, battery, deliberate infection of HIV with intent to harm and attempted murder of his American girlfriend Penny Alessio.
And he is still infecting others with AIDS & getting away with it. By the way you spell my name Alesi. Unlike Idema & his cronies, I tell the truth with my name & stand by it. And unlike Idema & his trolls, I have proof. Penny Alesi
ReplyDeleteMike Groomes, Hesperia CA is Kender MacGowen and I have ALL this documentation via Jack Idema's hard drive if anyone wants it! Oh and Theresa Owen is his son's mamma. OMG if Mikey only knew what Jack had in his possession!
ReplyDeleteMichael Edward Groomes is his poor son. Still in high school and in a school band. Jack gave all this info up awhile ago back I never bothered looking through it.
ReplyDeleteKrendler, Kender, etc. so many names so much time. Must suck to be on kidney dialysis & be a midget.
ReplyDeleteKender had a threesome with jack & lynn Thomas.
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